Legendary for his clever gibes, bits of wisdom, and his ability to laugh at himself, our 40th president, Ronald Reagan endeared himself to the public from the moment he entered the political arena. Few presidents have been so frequently quoted on their one-liners or ready comebacks. Here's one from his early years - his first trip ever to Chicago:
I couldn't afford cabs and I was afraid of the damn buses - as a matter of fact, the city itself scared the bejesus out of me. Everybody seemed to know where they were going and what they were doing, and I could get lost just looking for a men's room.
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Anonymous
SOME HUMOR:
Three guys - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer were walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total!" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will be one. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof! With a blink of an eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he says, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and Syria, with all my faithful followers inside, and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's 6000 feet high, 800 feet thick and completely surounds these countries . . . it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish."
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooof! WORLD PEACE!!